Let’s Talk About Sex Baby, Let’s Talk About STDs

By Kate

‘Tis the season to be merry! My holidays are just around the corner, and I have decided to split my three weeks vacation between Phuket and the Philippines. I cannot wait! If you too are lucky enough to be holidaying/living in Phuket, then you’ll know just how many ridiculously good-looking people there are on that tiny island. When I lived in Phuket I would often drive along Muay Thai Road and pretty much get whip-lash from shamelessly staring at the eye-candy (yes, there are THAT many hot people).

Anyway, with all this summer lovin’ in mind, I thought I would take a hot second to talk about sexual health; because you know what they say,  “a moment on the lips, a lifetime on the…” ok, wrong saying; but you know what I mean!

According the the Phuket Gazette, Phuket has the highest HIV/AIDS infection rates out of the 76 provinces. Also,  while condoms help significantly reduce the chances of you catching an STI, it doesn’t mean you are 100% risk-free. If you are exposed to an infected area, there is a chance you may get a little more than you bargained for.

With this in mind, if you want to get tested I highly recommend Naborn Lab, based in Chalong, ironically a road or two up from Muay Thai Road/whip-lash-road. Although it doesn’t look like much from the outside, I promise it’s 100 % legit!


I was brought up catholic; which means I suffer from “Catholic-Guilt-Syndrome” aka. feel guilty- even when you’re innocent. I thought I would share where getting STD tests fell on my “This shit is awkward” scale.



I was helped by a woman who spoke fluent English and had a gentle demeanor. I was in and out within minutes, and had my results emailed to me the following morning (I had the whole shebang done). Depending on what kind of test you get done, the results can be ready immediately, or within a few hours. You can also either collect your results in person; or have them emailed to you, with the option of calling the doctor with any questions.

This is the “promotion set” price list on Naborn’s website at the moment:

STD Test Price

STD  Promotion    Set   1

HIV                               600                Baht

Hepatitis  B                 350                 Baht

Syphilis                       300                 Baht

Chlamydia  Ag           1 000                 Baht

Gonorrhoea                300                  Baht

Price                           2 400            Baht        

STD  Promotion    Set   2

HIV                                    600            Baht

Hepatitis  B                      350             Baht

Hepatitis  C                      600           Baht

Herpes simplex  virus       900            Baht

Syphilis                            300            Baht

Chlamydia  Ag                1 000           Baht

Gonorrhoea                     300           Baht

Price                                3 900       Baht

STD  Promotion    Set   3

HIV                                    600              Baht

Hepatitis  A                      600             Baht

Hepatitis  B                      350             Baht

Hepatitis  C                      600             Baht

Herpes simplex  virus    900              Baht

Syphilis                             300              Baht

Chlamydia  Ag                1 000            Baht

Gonorrhoea                    300             Baht

Price                                4 500           Baht


Right, now all you need to do is pack you’re swimsuit, grab a coconut and get your groove on!



Stay safe, and have fuuuuuuuun! If you have any questions, feel free to shoot us a message on Facebook or leave us a comment below.











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